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Apparently God lives in some very unexpected places

Kids are notorious for asking difficult to answer questions. They’re curious little critters by nature. Why is the sky blue? where do babies come from? why can’t I see God? Why didn’t the people on the titanic just call for help on their Iphones as soon as they hit the iceberg? You know, the typical questions that they like to ask while you’re in the middle of the grocery store trying to concentrate.

It’s incredible how differently their little brains process information. Like the time my 5 year old asked me where God lives. I told him that God lives everywhere. He is omnipresent.

Then with a very concerned confused look on his face he asked: So, does God live in my room? mmm hmm. I answered.  Then he asked: Does God even live in my Lava lamp? mmm hmm. I answered.

So then where does Jesus live?

I pointed to his heart and said right there and I smiled.

Then I asked him: Do you know where else Jesus lives?

Where? he asked with eyes round as saucers, and I pointed to my own heart and smiled.

He paused for a moment and then asked with a very confused look on his face:

………………………..You mean, Jesus lives in your boobies??

I need a minute to process this.

I need a minute to process this.

Love,

From all of us down here at the Junction

 

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I truly believe that laughter is the best medicine. I'm fortunate enough to be surrounded by individuals that not only provide me with a dose of this medicine daily but also provide me with a significant amount of material for this blog. I am a mom, and a wife with ADHD. I have a son with Autism, a son with an auto inflammatory syndrome, and a husband who is the only person I know who can give me an abdominal workout just from laughing so hard. Put us all together and there's bound to be some interesting things to talk about! I love to laugh. I love to make people laugh. I blog about things that make me laugh not necessarily what makes others laugh and that's okay. As long as I am cracking up while writing, that's all that matters!

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