How to clean your house
How to clean your house
from the often mistaken for Martha Stweart, Queen of clean, Mrs. Dysfunction Junction herself!
How to clean your house. Here’s my secret:
- Start by evacuating all males from the home for the day, then change the locks while their gone.
- Book a massage with massage envy
- Hire a cleaning service
- There you have it
Wait, what?
Wait, don’t look at me!
Your the one reading about cleaning advice from a blog titled Dysfunction Junction!
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Yeah! If they can’t get back in – it will stay tidy! Good thinking, Batman!
LOL!!!!! Love this very important cleaning tip!!! I am rolling up my sleeves as we speak:)))
I definitely wouldn’t mind housecleaning if this was the way to do it!
Hilarious! That’s the way I’d love to get my house cleaned!!!
Now these are my favorite cleaning tips I have found by far!
buwahahahahahahhaha
That is so my style!!!
YES!!! All I have to say (in my house) is ” Honey, it’s a great day for a motorcycle ride!” Then I have the house to myself. Great tips btw!
I like how you think!!
But I might get in trouble if I never let my son back in the house!
How do you prevent all those males from coming back though? They are sneaky buggers and tend to get in no matter how many times I change the locks;)
Vicky
http://www.thepursuitofnormal.blogspot.com
Love this easy to follow tip – perfect!
Kate x
http://www.kateathome.com/
What a great idea! I found this on google+ in a community. So glad i found you gals. I went ahead and liked the hosts and I’ll start exploring the other blogs right now too =) I’d love to get to know more of you gals out there so stop by my blog or FB page!
oops this comment was meant for the FB linky. Sorry!
Sounds like a plan! Bloglovin’ Hoppin today.